A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart
metal as fuck
Romanticisation of Mental Illness, Kelsey Weaver
This really hit me hard jesus christ.
Something ppl do all too often
i will never get tired of this
It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’
I like to think she tries to make them laugh.
Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING
Also Harry’s face.
this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.
Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.
SO DON’T BITCH WHEN WITCHES CHARGE FOR SERVICES.
I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA
YES I DO
NO GURL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU
I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION. I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION
CLOSE YOUR EYES
I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
'TIL I'M INSIDE
OOOH I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE
WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME